It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

It's Spanish period, and Agent Halogen sits at her desk crocheting a tunic.

Teach: Jin, why aren't you doing your work?

Agent Halogen: I'm done.

Teach: You are not a steak. You are finished.

I must have, like, the worst sense of humor because when I heard this story, I laughed so ridiculously hard. I mean, it's funny, right? Sometimes, I can't tell if it's me, or the rest of the world who lacks a proper sense of humor.