Forget ordering mass genocide and hoarding all the wealth and food. If I were a dictator, I would standardize melons. Honeydew, cantaloupe, golden melon, watermelon, (just) melons- there's just too goddamn many of them! And papayas are melons too! Unbelievable...
When life gives you melons, make melonade.
Melon is Elvish for "friend."
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When life gives you melons, cut'em in half and stuff your bra and make your boobs look as big as... well, melons. :)
Too bad I'm allergic to all'em
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