Where is the "Ursa" in Ursa Major?

How is that a bear? It looks more like a muskrat. I must be lacking a penny or two in imagination.

Things you can do to angie-fy your days:

1) Read a book while sitting in the children's section of the bookstore, with one of their teddy bears perched on your knees. Pretend it belongs to you: give it a name, a pat or two on the head, change its position every few pages. Try not to think about the number of kids who lovingly slobbered all over it before MacArthur came to you.

2) Take a ride on the swings at the local playground. Once you get a good, high swing going, stick your legs out and lean your head way back until all you see is blue (or gray) sky. Make sure your hair does not touch the dirt at the lowest point of the swing trajectory.

3) Rock out to Red Hot Chili Peppers funk. All around the World, Californication, Snow, Tell Me Baby,...Do the whole head-nodding thing to the beat. There's this funny part in All around the World where they go "Ding-dang-dong-dong-ding-dang-dong-dongggg-ding-dang-dong" ...does not get any funkier than that man.

4) Blog about nothing. Like Seinfeld!