Saturday, May 17, 2008

Playground Bully

Also for the record, I got kicked off the playground today!

Sometimes, when I go running, I like to stop by the local school's playground. I'm usually good about going when there are no kids around, but today, I mistook the second-recess bell for the end-of-recess bell, and headed into the school grounds too early. Dah! So a teacher or administrative chick came out and was all "EXCUSE ME, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?"

I dunno, can you? Would have been the appropriate elementary school reply. I don't recall what I really said, but she then responded with

"WE DON'T ALLOW PARENTS ON THE PLAYGROUND."

She thought I was a parent? How doubly insulting.

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