Skinny President

Funny Times article here.

"Yesterday morning, I woke up to a new world. America had elected a Skinny Black Guy president..I never thought I’d see the day. What were the chances that someone who looked like me would come to lead the most powerful nation on earth? Slim. No one stepped up for a long time. Michael Jackson was black and skinny, but also pretty weird, and after a while he wasn’t even black any more, although he did retain his beanpole silhouette. We thought we had a winner in Chris Rock, but then he started in with his infamous “There are Russians, and then there are ... Georgians” routine and we decided he was too raw for the national stage."