Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Kitchen Inventory

Sink.

Stove.

Silverware.

Pots & Pans.

Spices.

Bed.

Waaaaitaminute.

Yes, folks, there's a bed in our kitchen, and mold spores flying about our bedroom. Oh, and Harnwell drain pipes? Suck like a lollipop. Maintenance? Sucks like a black hole. What is the noun form of "to suck": is it "suckage" or "suckitude"? Either way, maintenance and Harnwell drain pipes are doing a fan-fucking-tastic job of it.

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