Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Friday, June 16, 2006

Filling the Void

For the past couple of days, I've been feeling like something's been missing in my life. And being a girl who's never been in a relationship before, I immediately assumed that that 'something' was a boy. But today, I realized I was wrong. Today, I realized that the crevasse in my heart was created by the lack of an obsession. It only took me 12 episodes of 24 (straight!) to discover this truth. Indeed, truth takes time.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Cockamamy Is A Funny Word

Man, getting wasted on a Monday night- look what living in a frat house is doing to me. What's that you say? It's not the frat house, it's me? Quiet, you.

Also, my silver senior formal wristband broke off yesterday. I dunno how it happened- one minute it was on my wrist, the next minute, it was on the bathroom floor and I just stared at it for a third minute going "Fuck, I've had this baby on since May 10th!" I thought the event merited a minute-by-minute account on this blog here.