Friday, September 08, 2006

Early Morning Ambiguities/Crazy People at the Grocery Store

I was moseying down the cereal aisle at frogro yesterday when suddenly this middle-aged black man came down the aisle yelling "Life! Life! I need life! Where's life? Life, life!" with incredible vigor. When he reached me, I replied, "You're living it!"

Turns out, he was just looking for the cereal.

An employee showed him the row of Life cereals, and the Crazy Man said "What's it doing way over here?" "It's a long story," replied the employee, helplessly.

Was the employee talking about the cereal or his life? Okay, probably his cereal, but I thought the whole thing was bizarre and funny and bloggable.

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