I think I've found my calling! When I grow up, I want to be...
a Classic.!
You know, a Classic, as in...really famous piece of artwork in a museum? Think Mona Lisa! Venus de Milo! Um...shoot I'm so uncultured. But you get the point.
How long does one have to wait to become a classic? Maybe I can be a Modern Classic!
I'll have to pick out a favorite pose. Should I be sitting or standing? Kneeling? Maybe I should pick an action pose, like the Thinker! I could be...I could be The Sneezer! (Should I be in the "Ahh" phase, or the "-chooo!" phase?) My, but this is so exciting! Suddenly, I feel so full of purpose.
Gotta go.
-The Sneezer
1 comment:
Huh - I never thought about it before, but Mona Lisa must be the world's greatest example of right place, right time. If I ever become one of the world's most famous painters I'm going to stick to self portraits, why share the fame with someone who just sits?
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