Guess what I was doing just now?
Driving with a banana on my rooftop.
:-D
I put it there because my hands were full and I had to open the car door, and then of course, just like I did with my wallet during the road trip 2 years ago, I promptly obliviated it from my memory and drove away. Moral of the story: Never put things down for "just a second" on the car roof. Luckily, a very kind person found the wallet and returned it, plus its entire content, to the police station.
"It got run over by a few semi's," I would explain when I had to show my bent-up ID at bars and stuff. And now, somewhere on the road in Spanaway/Parkland lies a smooshed banana, like a cartoon sketch waiting to happen.
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