Oops, I Lied

Okay, there were supposed to be five benefits of chocolate, but I don't feel like making up a fifth one, so we'll just have to conveniently change the title to: "The Four Benefits of Chocolate." 

Excerpt:

"Chocolate is a cure against obesity. The feedback mechanism that our body operates with imposes a fundamental limit to the amount of chocolate the body can break down at any given moment. Thus, the excess chocolate that is eaten simply passes through the GI tract without being broken down into its fat and sugar components. This is a very good bit of news for the 60% of Americans who are overweight."

I love a class where it doesn't matter what the hell you say as long as it's written in good French.